Damn you work… getting in the way of my blog time. If you’re not sick of the Oscars by now, here is my super-quick re-cap:
Anne “Nip” Hathaway
Her nipples have their own Twitter handle… & maybe it’s an optical illusion – but I swear I see aureola. I don’t know what it is, I hate her, every time she opens her mouth… I hate her a little more. ESPECIALLY in acceptance speeches, she sounds like she’s trying to be sweet & sincere, but for an actress who cleaned up this award season… I’m not buying it.
Renee Zellwegger
Um… something has gone horribly wrong here & I don’t think it’s the natural aging process.
Jennifer Lawrence
Love this girl. Hated the dress, I was expecting a bunch of little people to run out from underneath – but LOVE her so I’ll let it slide. Every time she opens her mouth, something hilarious comes out.
Kelly Rippa
Not sure what she was doing there… but I LOVE this dress!
Samantha Barks
I don’t know who you are, but damn girl, you look GOOD! Sometimes you show boob & still manage to look classy….
Heidi Klum
And sometimes you show too much boob & you end up looking like a porn star. Heidi is too classy to look this cheap.
Helen Hunt
Speaking of cheap…. I’ve been Mad About Helen for a while & I want to embrace & love her for wearing an everyday H&M frock to the Oscars (ala Sharon Stone in Gap circa 1996), but this dress looked cheap & wrinkled. Fail.
Kerry Washington
My favorite look of the night. I just think she is stunning.
ugh Anne just sounds so insincere every-time she opens her mouth…. Heidi DEFINITELY channeling her Vicky days there – and not it a good way. And Kerry Washington- breathe of fresh air- LOVE her and the only one who really took a risk with color this year!